Good Speeches Make Fun Parties!

A retirement party speech can be humorous and witty. Here are ideas and examples to make each speech a success. I will describe what to say and how to say it.

Speeches at a retirement party are easier because everyone in the audience wants the speaker to do well. The necessary ingredient is for the speaker to have some connection with the listeners.

To do that, the speaker will need to know his audience. Is it family, friends and co-workers - or just co-workers? Tailor your speech to that audience.

One of the most important components of any party is the selection of an emcee. He or she must be charismatic and funny. Charisma is a wonderful thing to have, but too few of us have it.

The emcee introduces the speakers by name and their relationship to the retiree. To eliminate redundancy, he must know the general contents of each speech. A retirement party speech should be fun for everyone, including the speaker.

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Keys To A Successful Retirement Party Speech!

For any speech to be successful, it must follow the rules of winning speeches. The content must be suitable and the preparation and rehearsal must be effective. Click on Sample Retirement Speech for more ideas. 

One of the things to do during the preparation is to carefully select the pace of the speech. If the pace is too slow, the speech will be boring. If it is too fast, the listener will miss parts of the speech. Remember, you may know the material well but the audience is hearing it for the first time.

Lack of preparation is always noticed, as the result is many "ums" and "uhs". And that can be embarrassing.

Preparation should be adequate, so that the speech can be given without reading it. The use of index cards with "bullet points" will allow the speaker to keep eye contact with the audience. As a public speaker, I struggled with opening sentences and would write the first two words of a new topic sentence on the index card.

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Of course, it is important to keep it an upbeat, happy event. To ensure that, it is okay to use humor. Joke telling, however, has some risks. The joke could fall flat. It is much safer to tell humorous stories.

I'm sure there are many. You could tell a story and then say: "I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time." Tell the story, in a way, that everyone will understand the humor. That may require some details for those who haven't heard the story before. It is acceptable to recognize people in the audience that may be important to your story.

Besides preparation and knowing who will be in the audience, it is important to be familiar with the room in which the speech is given, the sound system and the podium. Always talk to the emcee or other representatives to get the knowledge that you need to avoid mishaps and embarrassments.  

6 Ways to Ensure That Your Retirement Party Speech Is Interesting!

  • Keep it short. The maximum length is 5 minutes.
  • Gear it to the entire audience, not just family or co-workers.
  • Be sincere and show humility.
  • If you are the retiree, tell your co-workers that you will miss them.
  • Tie your closing remarks to the opening comments.
  • If you are not the retiree, suggest that you all raise your glasses to toast: "A New Beginning and a Great Retirement". If you are the guest of honor, thank all who attended as well as the host.

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