"With a Song in My Heart" (1952 musical)

Retirement songs are often as integral to a party as are the jokes and humor. They add depth to a slide show and set a mood for the party. Funny songs are even better.

I will list a few songs and include either an opening verse or a chorus. Choose the songs that fit your theme and your guest of honor. Perhaps the lyrics of the retirement song will provide a theme. Be creative!

My Top Five Retirement Songs!

"Take This Job and Shove It"

 by Johnny Paycheck

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin' here no more

My woman done left and took all of the reasons

That I was workin' for 


"Don't Need Your Rockin' Chair"

by George Jones

I don't need your rockin' chair
Your Geritol or your Medicare
Well I still got Neon in my veins
This grey hair don't mean a thing
I do my rockin' on the stage
You can't put this possum in a cage
My body's old but it ain't impaired
Well I don't need your rockin' chair


"9 to 5"

by Dolly Parton

Workin 9 to 5

What a way to make a livin

Barely getting by

Its all takin

And no givin

They just use your mind

And they never give you credit

Its enough to drive you

Crazy if you let it


"Thanks for the Memories"

as sung by Bob Hope

Thanks for the memory
Of sentimental verse and nothing in my purse
And chuckles when the preacher said, "For better or for worse"
How lovely it was


 "My Way"

by Frank Sinatra

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

Next Five Songs

"Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'"

by Bing Crosby

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Everything's going my way.


"Young at Heart"

by Frank Sinatra

Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you

If you're young at heart

For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind

If you're young at heart


"You've Got a Friend"

by James Taylor

When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand,
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest nights.

"Working Man's Ph.D"

by Aaron Tippin

You get up every morning 'fore the sun comes up

Toss a lunchbox into a pickup truck

A long, hard day sure ain't much fun

But you've gotta get it started if you wanna get it done

You set your mind and roll up your sleeves

You're workin' on a working man's Ph.D


"Five O' Clock World"

by the Vogues

Up every mornin' just to keep a job
I gotta fight my way through the husslin' mob
Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain
While another day goes down the drain



Favorite Things

(from "The Sound of Music")

Rennies and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Zimmers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs, cataracts, hearing aids, glasses,

Polident, Fixodent, false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,

When the bones creak,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Many More Songs to Choose From!

Personalize the party with retirement songs that fit your party theme and the retiree. There are many more songs to choose from. Ask the guest of honor if he/she has some favorite songs.


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