Humor Should Be Part Of Every Event!

More retirement party humor is always a good thing if it can be accomplished. You will find more retirement jokes, quotes, poems and one-liners. Just pick out one that fits your retiree.

Good natured humor should be part of any celebration - especially a retirement party. It requires finding just the right quote or joke. For that reason, I will list many quotes and stories so that you can select the most appropriate.

To set the mood for the party, select a humorous invitation. There are many web sites from which to choose. Click here for one that I recommend as having really funny invitations. Also, view Sample Retirement Party Invitations for more ideas.

There are many ideas that can make your retirement party humor outrageously funny. For example, many or even all of the guests can wear a T-Shirt that has the same printed message such as: "RETIRED - Now I'm The Boss". Check the internet for more catchy phrases.

Senior Texting Codes!

  • WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To
  • WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again
  • WTP:  Where's The Prunes
  • CBM:  Covered By Medicare
  • CGU:  Can't Get Up
  • CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center
  • DWI:  Driving While Incontinent
  • LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On
  • OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry Gas
  • ROFL... CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
  • GGLKI:  Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In
  • ATD:  At The Doctor's
  • BFF:  Best Friend Fainted
  • GHA:  Got Heartburn Again
  • BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair
  • FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was
  • GGPBL:  Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
  • HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On
  • LOL:  Living On Lipitor

Humorous Signs  -  Retirement Songs


"Age is a number, old is in your head"

"At your age, you've got achy breaky everything"

"You know you're getting old when you remember when Queen Elizabeth was a Princess"

"Age doesn't determine who's right, it only determines who's left"

Retirement Songs:

The Best is Yet to Come  -  FRANK  SINATRA

I Can See Clearly Now  -  JOHNNY  NASH

Working Nine to Five  -  DOLLY  PARTON

Stayin' Alive  -  BEE  GEES

Nobody Does It Better  -  CARLY  SIMON

Unforgettable  -  NAT  KING  COLE

Another One Bites the Dust  -  QUEEN

Touch of Grey  -  GRATEFUL  DEAD

When I am 64  -  BEATLES

Young at Heart  -  DORIS DAY and FRANK  SINATRA

Vacation  -  GOGOS

The September of my Years  -  FRANK  SINATRA

End of the Line  -  TRAVELLING  WILBURYS

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